You can keep up with my status updates and general nonsense from these services. I update them all at once:
And you can follow my blog updates at these fine blogging networks:
Messengers - I'm not on these much, but have them in case I need them. Still, I try to avoid them as they're far too time consuming and everyone I know seems to think I just have time to chat any old day.
Note: I'm still updating all these links.